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paulftompkins: All I wanted to do was just hang out here on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:17:53 -0700

All I wanted to do was just hang out here on weekends, just to unwind and chill out— watch a dog get neutered, a kitten take a pill. Maybe see a hamster get thrown in the trash. Then one day this guy said, Hey, wanna try something wild? Well, he took me to a different animal hospital, a much more intense one, and it. Was. A RUSH. Have you ever seen a rhino get a tonsillectomy? Ever seen a giraffe hooked up to a dialysis machine? Man, it’s like nothing else. Now I need more and more and I’m out of control. I’m watching crocodiles get skin tags removed like 5, 6 times a day. Oops! Somehow I died from this? Now I’m in heaven with all the trash-can hamsters! LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, KIDS!

70s Kevin Kline is my power animal.

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:50:56 -0700

70s Kevin Kline is my power animal.

demons: A soldier a the 94th Infantry Division searching two...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:29:28 -0700

demons:

A soldier a the 94th Infantry Division searching two young anti-aircraft gunners who surrendered in Frankenthal, 23 March 1945

danisalwayswithus: Matt isn’t amused. Daaaaaaaaaaan

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:48:11 -0700

danisalwayswithus:

Matt isn’t amused.

Daaaaaaaaaaan

The Source Family doc is amazing. You should see it.

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:40:23 -0700

The Source Family doc is amazing. You should see it.

benjoseph: Nintendo’s buying Sonic! Let us all now watch the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:33:06 -0700

benjoseph:

Nintendo’s buying Sonic!

Let us all now watch the first Sonic commercial, in which a boring, repressive adult admonishes the cool, blue hedgehog and wonders “Why can’t he be more like that nice boy Mario?” Let’s also point out how weird is that, 22 years later, I just now realized that’s a dude in a beehive wig.

Hey dude, got you a commercial audition. It’s for a kids game thing, I dunno some kinda fuckin’ gerbil or something. Probably a buyout. Gonna fax you the sides. You’re cool doing drag, yeah?

nevver: “We begin bombing in five minutes”

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:48:53 -0700

nevver:

“We begin bombing in five minutes”

zuri-bella: chocolatechipcookiela: Location: Whole Foods...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:37:23 -0700

zuri-bella:

chocolatechipcookiela:

Location: Whole Foods Fairfax and Santa Monica

Rating: 5

This cookie is perfectly adequate. Sometimes it taste a little like a fridge but overall it’s semi chewy and okay, neither super thin or super thick or super cakey. Occasionally Whole Foods will try to only have vegan cookies which are less than adequate although I guess they’re good for vegan chocolate chip cookies so if you’re into that they’re a win. If you’re in the neighborhood and want a cookie this one’s okay.

There will be way better cookies in the future and way crappier cookies in the future…this is the average.

Red Alert: The Whole Foods on Fairfax and Third often does not have a regular stock of cookies so keep that in mind.

Just started an LA chocolate chip cookie rating tumblr

CUT TO ME FAT

Video

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:57:10 -0700

allcreatures: Picture: REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin (via Pictures of...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:53:16 -0700

allcreatures:

Picture: REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin (via Pictures of the day: 16 May 2013 - Telegraph)

WHAT IS THIS GIVE ME ONE

vamosvideo: Isn’t that right, Dr. Giant Killer Bee?

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:16:19 -0700

vamosvideo:

Isn’t that right, Dr. Giant Killer Bee?

the-theme-is: Artist: Peaches Track: Fuck The Pain Away Album: ...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:18:28 -0700

the-theme-is:

Artist: Peaches
Track: Fuck The Pain Away
Album: The Teaches of Peaches
Year: 2000
Theme: Expletives

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