Julie Brister + The Onion = Awesome.
1) Chris Kelly is awesome.
2) I’m a 40 something year old lady who cannot bear to say the word “nipple.”
Many parents bring their children to R-rated movies, but are minors mature enough to see our panelists masturbating to the adult content on the screen?
Here’s a brand-new, filthy Onion News Network video I wrote the idea and script for. I have fond, fond memories of sitting around the writers room with the other writers, brainstorming filthy alternate ways to say masturbating. I’ve missed those times the most.