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10. imanol reblogged this from evanwalsh and added:

    1. Gravity Gun from HL2 2. Feuer Fire, by Rammstein 3. Bill Kilgore

11. kaci reblogged this from sarahb and added:

    zombies attack. You have: 1. One weapon....One song blasting on

12. onefootinthegrave reblogged this from kfan and added:

    2 .45 caliber Colt 1911 pistols...Motorhead - Iron Fist

13. bricorama reblogged this from kayrutledge and added:

    A nail gun Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin (One of Eric’s ‘cuts’). Martha Stewart

14. attentiondoozers reblogged this from inky and added:

    1. .45 Magnum with hollow-point shells (cop killas) 2. Over The Hills And Far Away - Led Zeppelin 3. Ernest Hemingway

15. ninjabot reblogged this from inky and added:

    Boxing Gloves Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards - Army of Zombies Merlin Mann

16. zalpz reblogged this from inky and added:

    The pistol from Halo CE Robot Rock Daft Punk Tony Stark

17. kayrutledge reblogged this from evanwalsh and added:

    A banana. Walls- Emery. Anthony Bourdain.

18. joshuagd reblogged this from evanwalsh and added:

    1. An axe. Gives a bit of a reach, and if the bade flies off the handle, you still have a cub. 2. “Beautiful World” by...

19. evanwalsh reblogged this from knockout and added:

    I would choose: A crowbar (most efficient anti-zombie weapon ever made) Micro Cuts by Muse Simon Pegg, of course!

20. knockout reblogged this from inky and added:

    1. Hattori Hanzos Last Katana 2. “Song 2” by Blur 3. (Hands down) Chuck Norris

21. inky reblogged this from kfan and added:

    choose: Quake III’s rocket launcher Pig Destroyer – Towering Flesh Nigel Lambert

22. mccaitlin reblogged this from kfan and added:

    those super cool ‘Needler’ guns...Halo. Yeah, you know

23. stockssn reblogged this from perpetua and added:

    1. Captive bolt pistol (thanks to No Country I know this exists) 2. Andrew W. K. - Party Hard 3. A mix of Edward...

24. mumblingmynah reblogged this from time-for-naps and added:

    I love this meme. You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have: 1. One weapon. 2. One song blasting on the...

25. time-for-naps reblogged this from kfan and added:

    big stick with sharpened (non-blood) diamond ends....Wolf Parade - I’ll Believe in...

26. nickminichino reblogged this from kfan and added:

    thought way too long about these. And I couldn’t narrow them down. Lip’s Stick The Microphones “The Glow Pt. 4...

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    Melvins: Sweet Willy Rollbar

28. hungryghoast reblogged this from dyfl and added:

    This was simply too good....MY TURN: Hmmm, toughie… 1. Tempted to use a five-year old as...

29. mikecourtien reblogged this from bg5000 and added:

    This is a tough one...an answer: 1) .44 Magnum (The most powerful gun in

30. ardenashley reblogged this from doctornecessiter and added:

    1. Odachi sword 2. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC 3. Gregory Peck

31. doctornecessiter reblogged this from pterodactyls and added:

    1. Chainsaw 2. Motörhead - “Ace of Spades” 3. Abraham goddamn-zombie-ass-kicking Lincoln

32. kleptolovestory reblogged this from kfan and added:

    Season - The Zombies

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    Acrobatic slayeresque fighting powers...“The Rat,” by The Walkmen 3. Jason Bourne (movie...

34. abbyjean reblogged this from kfan and added:

    my answers: flamethrower (as fire is especially effective...scaring and killing...

35. 5500 reblogged this from kfan and added:

    ‘Dance This Mess Around’...The Doctor. Obvs.

36. onionvolcano reblogged this from perpetua and added:

    1. Weapon: the Tasp, from Ringworld. It paralyzes with powerful orgasms. 2. Song: “Come and Get your Love” by Redbone....

37. osmium reblogged this from kfan and added:

    old crappy lawnmower, almost out

38. alexbalk reblogged this from maura and added:

    If I’m in a fucking mall I will welcome the sweet release of death with wide open, soon to be chewed off, arms. But I’ll...

39. skeetonmischa reblogged this from kfan and added:

    A shotgun that shots super powerful shells that’ll make heads explode on contact as well as little fire breathing...

40. pterodactyls reblogged this from barthel and added:

    I love this question!!!...A 2x4 with a couple of nails in it

41. bg5000 reblogged this from perpetua and added:

    I was going to try my hand at this but i think Matt put together the perfect one:...Sounds...

42. barthel reblogged this from maura and added:

    I really like Maura’s answers. I spend way too much time talking about #1 and #3 when I’m drunk (a friend’s...

43. perpetua reblogged this from kfan and added:

    Green Lantern ring, and assuming that I have...Snap. I am fighting alongside Wolverine,...

44. sarahb reblogged this from kfan and added:

    1. The throwing swords you get with full heart chambers...The Mamas and The Papas

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    “Welcome To The Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance....The women from How Clean Is Your...

46. dyfl reblogged this from kfan and added:

    1.) A Green Lantern ring. 2.) “Rez” by Underworld. 3.) Orion of...New Gods. ON SECOND...

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