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4th May 2008

Post reblogged from Bury's Tumblr with 4 notes

Doomsday Question

COSTCO

 - seemingly infinite supplies of food and booze

 - tents/sleeping bags/pillows/blankets/hand sanitizer

 - large aisles (claim and defend your space)

 - MILFS

 - electronics, DVDs, books, bikes, trampolines, cart races

 - free samples 

seanbury:

It’s biological warfare and you’ve been caught shopping.  It’s total containment for survival:  You won’t be able to leave the store you are currently in… maybe ever.

Which store would you like that to be?  Explain.

Things to consider:  Procreation - How attractive is the clientele?  Food and Survival Supplies - The folks at Origins are kind of fucked.  Entertainment - How ever will you pass the time?

I don’t have the solution here — I just know that the answer is NOT Kmart.  I was just there.  Trust me.

Source: seanbury

  1. melanyouth reblogged this from seanbury and added:
    REI. Without a doubt. Normally I sorta avoid REI because the conspicuous consumption of nature makes me queasy. But...
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    Larchmont Village Wine, Spirits & Cheese. -If it’s...warfare, I’m definitely going
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    SEARS- You can fashion the vast amount...tools into weapons to hunt
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    COSTCO - seemingly infinite supplies of food...tents/sleeping bags/pillows/blankets/hand...
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