attention doozers

thedailywhat:

RIP Childhood of the Day: SpongeBob SquarePants — presumably a man in a SpongeBob costume rather than the Bikini Bottom dweller himself — was detained by LAPD officers following a “brief incident with two females” outside Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.

He was questioned and released a short time later.

Watch the “brief incident” below, courtesy of TMZ:

[latimes / tmz.]

I’ll say it again:  Please nuke Hollywood Boulevard from La Brea to Western.  Put in a park with a plaque that reads “Fucking disgusting nonsense bullshit used to exist here.”

(Source: thedailywhat)