I’m tired of people acting like they’re better than McDonald’s. It’s like, you...– Jim Gaffigan, Mr. Universe (via girlwearsmascara)
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SCOTT RAAB: It's amazing what goes into making a movie.
BILL MURRAY: But nobody cares. It's like talking about the difficulties of fame. Nobody gives a shit. No one could care less. But it's an amazing triumph even to make a bad movie. Even a crap film is really an extraordinary achievement. You're taking a two-dimensional object and making it three-dimensional. The number of people. The number of days. The number of cuts.
Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force! You are about to...– General Dwight D. Eisenhower to the Allied troops, 6 June 1944 (via demons)
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