June 2012
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“I’m tired of people acting like they’re better than McDonald’s. It’s like, you...”
– Jim Gaffigan, Mr. Universe (via girlwearsmascara)
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WatchBurger Kung knows what you want.
Line Breaks & Other Violent Crimes: "Where Babies... →
ecantwell:
Many are from the Maldives, southwest of India, and must begin collecting shells almost immediately. The larger ones may prefer coconuts. Survivors move from island to island hopping over one another and never looking back. After the typhoons have had their pick, and the birds of prey have…
“When you put pizza on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.”
– George Washington (via nudawn)
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Fiona Apple's new album is streaming →
steveagee:
the album isn’t out for another week or two, but you can hear it in advance here. It’s great!
SCOTT RAAB: It's amazing what goes into making a movie.
BILL MURRAY: But nobody cares. It's like talking about the difficulties of fame. Nobody gives a shit. No one could care less. But it's an amazing triumph even to make a bad movie. Even a crap film is really an extraordinary achievement. You're taking a two-dimensional object and making it three-dimensional. The number of people. The number of days. The number of cuts.
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“Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force! You are about to...”
– General Dwight D. Eisenhower to the Allied troops, 6 June 1944 (via demons)
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“Stay out of my MOTHAFUCKIN’ closet!”
