Just got body scanned at Burbank, but TSA failed to notice the other six passengers I had hidden inside me.
wow someone please cut this to Psycho ...
I wanted to start Dumplr, which is just pictures of poo. But, I fear that this would immediately spawn a book deal which would spawn a 3-D feature film which would spawn an internationally-syndicated television show which would spawn a theme park, and I would be killed while riding the first ride, the Dumplr-Dump, on opening day of the park. So I will not. seanbury: I like the first idea. ...
After only a few paragraphs, a basic grammatical howler inadvertently gives the...– GOD DAMN I HATE DAN BROWN. Mark Lawson on Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol. The copy editor in me really wants to buy this book & do a complete grammatical mark-up. (via ewilcox)
this makes me wish Gilda and Steve Martin had written a movie together for them both to star in. Gene Wilder writes in his book about being together with her at the end of her life; it’s heartbreaking. also, apparently she dated Martin Short for a while, which must have been the funniest couple / weirdest intercourse ever shirtdress: still my most favorite SNL moment ever.
Plagiarism on the first paper?
you should make them confess this way ewilcox: Nice, guys, nice. And next time, at least be more creative than Sparknotes … BALL-KICKING COMMENCES.
If you like this song you should check out the...
Plane inside Dodger Stadium. I was at this game. Vin and the D’Backs players were not amused.
Hitler goes meta. I know there’s a million of these now, but this one was still funny. Does this mean the trend is dead now?