October 2009
September 2009
Just got body scanned at Burbank, but TSA failed to notice the other six passengers I had hidden inside me.
wow someone please cut this to Psycho
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I wanted to start Dumplr, which is just pictures of poo. But, I fear that this would immediately spawn a book deal which would spawn a 3-D feature film which would spawn an internationally-syndicated television show which would spawn a theme park, and I would be killed while riding the first ride, the Dumplr-Dump, on opening day of the park. So I will not.
seanbury:
I like the first idea.
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“After only a few paragraphs, a basic grammatical howler inadvertently gives the...”
– GOD DAMN I HATE DAN BROWN.
Mark Lawson on Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol.
The copy editor in me really wants to buy this book & do a complete grammatical mark-up.
(via ewilcox)
Watchthis makes me wish Gilda and Steve Martin had written a movie together for them both to star in.
Gene Wilder writes in his book about being together with her at the end of her life; it’s heartbreaking.
also, apparently she dated Martin Short for a while, which must have been the funniest couple / weirdest intercourse ever
shirtdress:
still my most favorite SNL moment ever.
Plagiarism on the first paper?
you should make them confess this way
ewilcox:
Nice, guys, nice.
And next time, at least be more creative than Sparknotes …
BALL-KICKING COMMENCES.
If you like this song you should check out the...
WatchPlane inside Dodger Stadium.
I was at this game. Vin and the D’Backs players were not amused.
WatchHitler goes meta.
I know there’s a million of these now, but this one was still funny. Does this mean the trend is dead now?
