attention doozers

2009

December 50
November 36
October 33
September 52
August 102
July 85
June 119
May 137
April 90
March 96
February 106
January 81

2008

December 56
November 50
October 59
September 65
August 63
July 43
June 62
May 65
April 54
March 44
February
January
Made a flickr for my photos
Oct 2nd
Warch Watch
“If I gave you fifty dollars, what would you do with it?” Incredible. ...
Oct 2nd
A new, brilliant endeavor by Scott.   (via...
Oct 1st
Why does everyone always assume anything odd or interesting...
Oct 1st
Woman in cow costume arrested for chasing kids.   Also...
Oct 1st

My Rosh Hashanah joke for today

Guy 1:  Hey, how are things going? Guy 2:  Shofar, so good.   (And I’m not even Jewish)
Sep 30th
Listen Listen
It’s starting to, ever so slowly, become fall here in Los Angeles, and that means my playlists...
Sep 30th
Sep 30th
Creepy as fuck
Sep 29th
My pet store is finally open!
Sep 28th
“It’s like someone had three assholes”
— Harold, re: the situation in...
Sep 27th
Safe for work. This makes me laugh
Sep 27th
Bill Murray is awesome
Sep 26th
Warch Watch
HOLY SHIT.   “Tell me inspector, do you often sleep with white girls?” “Only on...
Sep 25th
Warch Watch
The Secret Service agent catching the puck got me real good.   samreich: Head of Skate, a comment...
Sep 25th
Warch Watch
I could listen to Josh do Robin Williams for hours.   (just realized that sounded really gay....
Sep 25th
“The worst thing is I don’t have all my lotions and my...”
— USC Trojan (and All-American...
Sep 25th
i have to return some videotapes
Sep 25th
Followed immediately by Fleet Foxes. Oh my god they are so...
Sep 24th
Frankie Flowers @ The El Rey
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
Love these.  I bought this one as a print and hung it in the...
Sep 24th
Warch Watch
This made me laugh laugh laugh seanbury: I love the Lethal Weapon 3 references. COP KILLERS! ...
Sep 23rd
My Morning Jacket @ The Greek
Sep 22nd
Warch Watch
Streets Of Rage Part II:  When I die, I hope I make the sound the bad guys make when they are killed
Sep 20th
Warch Watch
Ladies, you should know that I only love to the Streets Of Rage soundtrack
Sep 20th
Don Draper to Host ‘Saturday Night Live’
Sep 20th
Warch Watch
A Friday sports tumblr… sort of.  
Sep 19th
George Saunders on why he supports Sarah...
Sep 19th
Warch Watch
R. Kelly sets the universe on fire with his chest
Sep 19th
“Well, I love a sudsy cock. Who doesn’t?”
— “Albert”
Sep 18th
Warch Watch
Pam:  No thanks, my mother’s coming Michael:  That’s what she said… no.
Sep 16th
Fantastic.   Via grapesmc
Sep 16th
Man… I’m wiped slackr: emizok: ...
Sep 16th

More From Hemingway (heavily abridged,...

Ok Hemingway is officially The Coolest Motherfucker Ever I want him brought back to life ...
Sep 15th
“I am all fucked out”
— Roald Dahl, on sleeping with a...
Sep 15th

This week's sports tumblr

USC 35 Ohio 3 BYU 59 UCLA 0 (worst loss since 1929) Maryland 35 Cal 27 Fight on and...
Sep 14th
LA BBQ Fest at the beach
Sep 13th
The Pope, in Paris, wearing shades, walking next to Bradley...
Sep 13th
The Soloist
Sep 13th

Immersed in a book of Ernest Hemingway's...

Hemingway is a consummate bad ass.  This is the best love letter I’ve ever read.   ...
Sep 13th
Warch Watch
Your school’s stupid
Sep 13th
Warch Watch
Man I love these videos.  Kinda makes me want to eat crayons too shirtdress: In case you’re...
Sep 12th
Warch Watch
What about Bruce McGill in the last scene of MacGyver? chriscantwell: what about Bruce Dern...
Sep 11th
Oh my sweet christ chriscantwell: WOW! chloesanchez: ...
Sep 11th
Francis Ford FUPA
Sep 11th
McDonalds as pizza toppings…
Sep 11th
Listen Listen
The end of the theme could easily be a 1970s cop show.   shirtdress: anyone know where i can...
Sep 11th
Earth Wind & Flour has pretty good pasta primavera.   samreich: davidfuternick: Just saw a...
Sep 10th
Dennis Nedry died trying to steal these vials from KFC ...
Sep 9th
Made me laugh.  Via xckd
Sep 9th
Warch Watch
Superb use of “Crossroads” mundy: teamtigerawesome: Pizza Robot! In the early 90’s...
Sep 9th
Warch Watch
This is the utter distillation of retarded.  I love that after decades of the Japanese taking...
Sep 8th
Wow joshruben: this looks excellent
Sep 8th

MOVED

The Cox has a real house! ewilcox: my thigh muscles stopped working around 4:30 pm today, but at...
Sep 7th
Man I wish he could actually say this in public slackr: ...
Sep 6th
Warch Watch
Palin gonna get pwned mundy: Dear Mr. Biden, Thank you.  You have made me hard. Sincerely, ...
Sep 6th
Reflections on Canada after a 1 day, 2 night visit to...
Sep 6th

Found Some Old Student Essays While...

I like it when students capitalize random words, like They did in Times Past.   ewilcox: Unedited...
Sep 6th
Flight attendant:  Cookies or Bits n’ Bites? Me:...
Sep 5th
Eva Green Oh to be a fly on one of James Bond’s...
Sep 4th
Warch Watch
Heineken?  FUCK THAT SHIT.  Pabst Blue Ribbon (baby needs to fuck) ewilcox: Got told tonight in...
Sep 4th
This stuff should be illegal. Just had some...
Sep 4th
Warch Watch
time to get a RED slackr: RED Timelapse w/ Nikon Lenses on Vimeo (Vimeo) hypnotizing…
Sep 4th
Warch Watch
Wow.  Can’t imagine a better marriage of two bands.   chriscantwell: Wonderful!!!! ...
Sep 3rd
Truly brings ass to the party
Sep 2nd